Notes from the New York Underground
- The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
- Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
- He sprays the windex.
- Hobo: Or Spring?
- He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
- Japanese girl: Spring!
- Hobo: You are correct.
- --F train