Notes from the New York Underground

• The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
• Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
• He sprays the windex.
• Hobo: Or Spring?
• He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
• Japanese girl: Spring!
• Hobo: You are correct.
• --F train