Williamsburg Bagel Store Owner: I’m Priced Out for Starbucks - Gothamist
Looks like someone isn’t Bedford Ave’s REAL FUCKING BAGEL MAN anymore. I know I complain at least once a month on this blog about how much I hate this joint, but more importantly I am lazy and this means I have to walk 3 extra blocks to Bagel Smith which means I may run into Pile and Kate (UGHHHH HATE THEM).
I sorta feel like this is the karma that the Bagel Store woman (you know the one who licks her fingers before giving you your change) deserves for putting a hex on me last Summer which started the decline of my last relationship.
ARCH ENEMY: It’s a beautiful day outside today
ME: Yeah, it’s great out
ARCH ENEMY: Just kidding
ME: Excuse me
ARCH ENEMY: Have a good day
It was a beautiful day out and we had nothing but outdoorsy plans, but the second we left the store to start our Saturday everything went wrong. They gave me regular cream cheese instead of tofu cream cheese (i know!), we got lost in New Jersey, I had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a bus dude was a meanie, and I realized that if I wanted to continue the relationship I would have to plan every date.
Seriously fuck Bagel Store - Bagelsmith or bust
