“Some crooked motherfuckers broke into my research lab”

For a whole year I locked my bike in the same spot, around a no parking sign outside my apartment. So I wake up go outside with my friends to walk to art history and that street sign is on the ground and my bike is totally gone. 2 locks and a year later and its fucking gone. So now I have to track down a new bike. My plan currently is to go to a thrift store around town and buy a cheap ass single speed bike. Ill naturally post once I find some solution to this bull shit.